Journal Entry: Mon Jun 23, 2014, 12:24 AM
It is 12:40 AM on June 23rd of 2014. I sit here in gray, leopard-print pajama pants and a red tank top listening to Childish Gambino wondering why I just spent the last hour making this theme. I then proceeded to question myself, as it's incredibly obvious why I made this theme. The real question is "why wouldn't you make this theme, Rebecka?". That's irrelevant; it's done.
I scroll down my list of available networks as mine refuses to work properly, and I am utterly disgusted. Here I see the network "kings2012". These bastards must be smiling to themselves. I don't want to hear it, neighbors. Keep to yourselves. Disclaimer: I am actually from Southern California. I am in the minority in this situation.
As of this current moment, I am constructed of scorpion paperweights and tangled headphones - I'm a bit of a mess. One must mention that all problems can indeed, however, be solved with calculus.
Thank you and goodnight.